The Cynic Lifestyle

Since I can clearly ditch all psychological help from now on, I wonder whether I’ll start doing drugs or what. Maybe I just need to start exercising excessively for a change, that would solve all my problems. And go to cynical bitch mode, put my best bitch face and let the world be clueless about my intentions. 

IM FUCKING SHAKING WHY DID YOU DRINK MY GOD DAMN TEA IM GOING TO EAT THE WHOLE HOUSE WJDEDJLFJSDJFJKJKSJKFJKJKEJFJW

What do you expect people I’m 18 I have fucking whoremoans. I just try really hard not to get pregnant for christ sake shoot me now for my crimes!!!!! 

collegeappsandtestssuck:

theinexperiencedleader:

I can’t - tomorrow is the beginning of hell week.

The tradition of reblogging this exact picture during hell week every year.
GOOD LUCK ERRYBODY!
a moment of silence for all da 1’s I’ll be getting this year.

collegeappsandtestssuck:

AP TESTS CAN SUCK IT. I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS B4 HIGH SCHOOL IS OVER. 

ohirememberdoingthetimewarp:

You can’t spell AP economics without “no”

williscommacody:

Effort…
My one true weakness.

justintimberwolf:

pussy tight like the budget deficit

An Ode to AP Economics

justatouchofvintage:

O, econ, what a villain be thee

how thou hast forsaken me!

with thine cruel tricks and woeful deceit,

thou hast an order i cannot complete

enlightenment, o how fickle! ye leave me

to twist and turn in a pitiful heap

i know not what i have done, to have this done unto me

yet my time will come—O woeful villain—tomorrow, 7:30.

my God have mercy on my soul.